Thursday, June 17, 2010

Locked Out

God help me I did it again, and yes that means this isn't the first time. I locked myself out of the house this morning after taking Odd Dog for a walk. It was early freaking 6:45 in the AM. My hide-a-key was missing from it's hide-a-key secret spot.

No I'm not going to tell you where it is...not that it really matters since it's magically disappeared.

I thought about busting out a window or breaking down door (don't laugh I could do it), but then remembered that I have a spare key in my car...that is locked. I only know about 4 phone numbers by heart and 3 of them are for folks that live over 3 hours away.

Thanks to a lovely early walking neighbor and a friend who recently inherited the emergency key I was back in my house and in the office by 9:00.

Guess who's going to get another spare key made after work!

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Redneck Mother

I really want to be this mom. The cool mom that still drives a Jeep and has two car seats in the back...maybe welded into the frame. Is that possible? Does is make me unsafe and irresponsible? Oh me a redneck.

Monday, June 14, 2010

Old Glory

Today is flag day!

Not really a holiday but I did get my flag out this morning. Of course there was drama when I installed a new pole holder and pole. There was an old one that was broken and I freaking stripped the screw. I said "screw" it and put in the new one and went on my merry way. Thank you very much!

Thursday, June 10, 2010


I can just tell you how disgustingly gross my iPhone cover was. I had to soak it in 409 overnight. People, this is not normal. Now it only has a slight film of makeup coating the screen. What is wrong with my and my face? Does this happen to others?

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Remember Me?

Yeah - me, Allie, the girl that has way to much on her plate. I might be back to blogging if anyone is interested. So do I have any takers?

I love you all - promise!