What's Happening

Ok so blogging isn't going so great. My life is in dullsville right now; it's too hot outside and I don't have anything to talk about (shocking I know). I begging for ideas...maybe you guys can give me a little inspiration. Have any questions you're dying to ask or anything you'd like my opinion on?

Everybody Can Suck It!

She started the show with a moonwalk tribute you the late MJ; and you better believe that Kathy Griffin was so funny last night. There was talk of MJ and Paris and Oprah. Of course her mom was the topic of many laughs in her moo moo and box of wine. There wasn't one group she didn't make fun of and it was side splitting. I wasn't really down with hate she put on Mrs. Palin but I can deal. I had a blast hanging out with Peddler and her mom and my mom too!

Meeting Up

Well here is a list of places that you are sure not to meet cute single guys.

1. My parents' pool...mostly young neighbors, friends, and family.

2. The snow cone stand....high school girls and families.

3. The grocery store...despite my intern's insistence I still haven't seen any prospects.

4. My office...sitting behind the desk is getting me nowhere fast.

And here are some places that could be promising.

1. The driving range...just a hook or a slice away from getting noticed.

2. Free concert...as long as my brother isn't mistaken for my date, again.

3. Lowes...maybe the cute guy in the appliance section will be able help.

Stay tuned....

Broken Up and Back Together

I know most of you have wondered where the hell I've been. We'll my blog and I had a fight and I won. So we broke up for the month of June off and now we're back together to annoy you some more. Session ended on June 1st and the started again yesterday. It's only suppose to last until tomorrow but I'll believe it when I see it.

On the dog front I got denied again (well maybe someone else was picked) but they don't give you the details. I don't want a purse dog but I don't need a 100 lbs either. I'm taking a break from that and will revisit the options later in the summer. Thanks to everyone that laughed at the fact that you can get denied a rescue dog...it is even funnier the second time around.

I'm also on twitter now too...it I get some more followers that I actually know then I'll start posting my funny one liners!
Username: alliefloweratx

Summer is Here; Session is Over

I got my birthday wish...freaking sunburned like a lobster. The lake was awesome and I was there on a Saturday which means I wasn't in the office or delivering wedding flowers or sending a bride down the aisle. I Wasn't Working!

I wanted to hang out by the pool at my parents house but I was still to red so there was shopping and eating and napping and it was great. I've actually gone to the grocery store and watered the plants. Are these the things that normal people do? I guess that means things are getting back to normal.

Now on a mission to get the 3rd bedroom ready for a 3rd roommate...she gets here on Sunday. Need to find a queen size bed and a place for all my crap that is in that room. The Scott Halfway House is open for business and there are currently no vacancies...unless you're willing to live in the dining room.

Relaxing

We are in the home stretch of finishing session and I'm tired and tense. I've not purchased groceries in over 3 months and haven't seen my house in the daylight in over a month. It's all over on Monday night!

Last night I left the office before midnight and needed to look for end of session gifts for my boss and his wife. I found myself at Costco...and sat is this chair for 15 minutes. Yes it was in the aisle and yes I had to kick some kids out of it. I just sat there with my eyes closed...It.Was.Amazing!



Don't judge me!

Wishes

Thanks to my roommie who left me this awesome note on the back door. I haven't been home before midnight in about 2 1/2 weeks so it's very fitting.



Also what a great day so far...done 2 loads of laundry, morning mass and some great migas from Casa Garcia and it's only 8:08am. Happy Birthday to all those that are celebrating either today or in the next two weeks, including the roomie, vet school Johnny, my brother, Jess, James, Ashley and Brown Eyed Girl.